Rylee Lyrics & Chords By Throwing Toasters

One day I need a laptop so I wander into town to get one My directional skills are very poor I go McDonalds I say I want a laptop He say I just sell Burger I say is that like...read more

Cheer, cheer for Trans Poly U, Rise, our creations, here's what to do, Show their folly, watch them fry, as We call the lightning from the sky. What tho' the odds be great or...read more

She calls him early 'cause she knows he'll be asleep She leaves a message after the beep She says she's better now but she's still incomplete She's trying hard to make her...read more

You will need to arrive at a quarter to five if your plane is departing at ten. When you called for a seat, we advised you to meet at the gate and we'd let you know then. ...read more

Last week I left a note on Laura’s desk It said “I love you,” signed “Anonymous Friend” Turns out she’s smarter than I thought she was She knows I wrote it, now the...read more