Sad Sack Lyrics & Chords By Jerry Lewis
I take her dancing and step on her shoes
I fix her toaster and I blow a fuse
Then I get seasick, when we take a cruise –
I'm the genuine original first edition copy of Sad Sack!
How can I make her love me
When I take her driving and I get a flat
I take the milk out and bring in the cat
And then I sit down on top of her hat –
I'm the genuine original first edition copy of Sad Sack!
How can I make her love me when
I drop my ashes all over her clothes
And I misplace her keys?
And, for forgiveness, I send her a rose
And roses always make her sneeze!
Achoo!
The lamp is so bright I pull out the plug
Her arms then open to give me a hug
I run to kiss her and trip on the rug –
I'm the genuine original first edition copy of Sad Sack!
The original Sad Sack –
I'm the genuine original first edition copy of Sad Sack!
