Sale Of The Century Lyrics & Chords By Quality Drivel

If they auctioned my heart on The Sale of the Century would it still be there at the end of the show? Would the Quizmaster-man call it a booby prize 'cos nobody wanted to...read more

One blue telephone, A pressure cooker, A ventilator, Four bars of chocolate, Six pairs of socks, A yellow clock, A pink scooter, A box of condoms, One baby leopard, A...read more

Step right up now, hurry, hurry, hurry Come on down and play Take your seats for the sale of the century Anything you want we've got it here today We've got the Milai...read more

We step through London The streets holding on to us We'll stand where the river bends I hope we fall in. So this time maybe Lets take a photograph We'll burn all the...read more

It's the modern way a sign of the times 21st century Just how it is tradition ritual Handshakes behind heavy doors we don't see Friends in high places fat leather faces...read more