Sally Lunn Lyrics & Chords By White Guys Jumping

I ain't fucking pretty and I ain't fucking smart. You've always been the witty and I've always been the fart. Physically strong? This is not me. The guy...read more

eat - you don't, I eat - you don't! (2x) I EAT, YOU DON'T EAT. (4x) I'm a humanist but only for myself. For the other people I don't give a damn. The...read more

Ejaculation is fun: It's like shooting with a gun! Aiming at some stuff... Stroke me hard and then take your time, Blow me, hooker, now take my slime!...read more

Sometimes I wonder why the hell am I even here at all Every morning I get up to fall I work so goddamn hard trying to make them pieces fit But everything I do it just ends up shit...read more

I'm gonna count to 3 before I start. This is gonna make me look like I'm smart: 1 2 3, yabbada dee-doh-dee! Check out my flow, it reeks like my pee. Now is the time...read more