Seintology Lyrics & Chords By Jerry Seinfeld

What I really like about the movies, I like the previews for some reason. I like to get there, I don't wanna see just the movie when I get there, I like to see some previews first. I...read more

So I was walking into whole foods recently, I don’t grocery shop there, it’s too expensive, but I love the smell of lavender so it’s where I get my laundry detergent. Normally...read more

I can have a dark side If you want me to I can have a dark side I can develop my brooding potential If pain's what you want in a man Pain I can do I can have a dark side...read more

Actually, this is just a place for my stuff, ya know? That's all; a little place for my stuff. That's all I want, that's all you need in life, is a little place for your stuff, ya...read more

Right on, baby Let me ask you a question, darling Last night, I had thirty-five Dollars in my pocket Did you go through my pockets (Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes...) ...read more