Self Serving Announcement Lyrics & Chords By Mark Crislip

As sure as the Star-bellied Sneeches butter the underside of their toast, all things being equal, the simplest answers work most. Don't rely on Vishnu, Buddha, Ron Popeil, or the...read more

You can't believe what a skeptic I am I can't believe you believe in that man We disagree but I still give a damn Your Guru assures if you follow his regimen You will become a...read more

Scrambled eggs and scrambled minds Lead to scrambled rules and scrambled times The finger points with no affection And blame is cast by mere suggestion Yet quicker than the forest...read more