Sergeant Kraulis Lyrics & Chords By Martin Tielli

Let me relax a while.
These are the sorts of things
We can talk about.
Merry Christmas Sergeant Kraulis.
I am 60238 in the narcotics division.

The sun came up on Wednesday morning.
These are the sorts of things we don't talk about.
Find the menu/ find the menu/
Find the menu in the docket.
I am 60238 in the narcotics division.
60238 in the narcotics division

Have a good day, Merry-
I never did this on purpose,
They planted it on me.
Merry Christmas

I was way the hell off duty
When I made the big discovery.
When you're in a situation where they cannot read your eyes
You're in big trouble. Trouble
TROUBLE.

Have a good day, Merry-
I never did this on purpose
They planted it on me
I never did this on purpose
They planted it on me
Merry Christmas Sergeant Kraulis.

MAKE ME VISIBLE YOU FUCKER!
Sad and twisted, lonely little fucker.
With the world behind you
Justify your ability to keep down the weak.
Christmas! Christmas! Christmas! Christmas!

Have a good day, FUCKER!
I never did this on purpose
I never did this on purpose
I never did this on purpose
They planted it on me.

The sun went down on Wednesday morning.
I wrote down all the things we don't talk about.
Oh how I shredded Kraulis, wrapped him up
And smoked him in one drag.

We were opening packages
That we did not know the contents of...