Sex Or Poop Lyrics & Chords By Anarchy Steering Committee

Once, there was this kid who Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint And when he finally came back He had cane marks all over his bottom He said that it was from...read more

Well the preacher went out a huntin' it was on one Sunday morn It was against his religion but he took a shotgun along He got himself a mess almighty fine quail and one old...read more

She gotta smile, Yeah, She gotta smile and she's flashin' it right at me She gotta wink, a wink across the bar and I know that it's meant to be. She gotta walk, Oooh she...read more

(Introduction, only on live album „Tom Lehrer revisited“, spoken:) Now if I may indulge in a bit of personal history, a few years ago I worked for a while at the Los Alamos...read more

Won't you smile, you look so shocked Put the name tag on your smock We've come to see you, Eddie Walker We may pack a little tight, the girl up front says, it's alright And...read more