Shoplifting Lyrics & Chords By Eddie Izzard

Put the cheddar in the pocket Put the rest under the jacket Talk to the cashier, he won't suspect And if he does, and if he does Do a runner Do a runner Do a runner Do a...read more

Let me make a fashion statement I don't like that shirt you're wearing You stand around here looking vacant It seems to me you're way past caring I'm trying hard to...read more