Skit Lyrics & Chords By Juancer El Bastardo

Hello? Jeeeeee Hello? Jeeeee Hello? who's this? Jejeje...is this johny marine? Yes it is. Je.how you doin? Im doin good, im doin good... Who am I speakin to?...read more

Do you wanna ride with me So Nice… Come and touch the sky with me Feelin' all right right right Lovin' that P.O.R.S.C.H.E. music Do you wanna ride with me So Nice… ...read more

He left no time to regret Kept his dick wet With his same old safe bet Me and my head high And my tears dry Get on without my guy You went back to what you knew So far...read more

(Hello?) Hello wassup, who dis (Who dis?) Wad' do ya mean who dis? That's you spanky (No, there's no Spanky here This is, uh, Fo Foo Yung uh...) ...read more

{Dialing} "Thank you for calling the--" {Dialing} "I will be... Please hold." I'm grimey. I like-- I still get head from crackhead. {Ringing} "Hello?" ...read more