Snakes And Aliens Lyrics & Chords By Dane Cook

So I was walking into whole foods recently, I don’t grocery shop there, it’s too expensive, but I love the smell of lavender so it’s where I get my laundry detergent. Normally...read more

I gotta tell you this, 'cause I always wanted to share This with a crowd. This is a story, it's a coming of age tale. And it's about the first time I ever got head. Come on...read more

We did it all. We did it all. We did whatever we could get our hands on back in the seventies. We did fucking handfuls of mushrooms, pills, ludes, coke, whatever it was, we just...read more

Where the fuck are my car keys? They were right here in my hand. I had 'em just a second ago Did I leave them in the kitchen? Or underneath the cushins of the couch? I...read more

Am I the only person here who loves to watch a couple together that hates each other's guts? That has to be the most entertaining thing when you see two people that just hate...read more