Sodd E Best Lyrics & Chords By The Beards

When I come back from a mighty quest I have no need for sleep or rest I head to a tavern for a drink And get so drunk I cannot think A wench by my side and a jug of mead ...read more

[Shatner] She came from Greece, she had a thirst for knowledge. She studied sculpture at Saint Martin's College. That's where I caught her eye. She told me that her Dad was...read more

Aquarius! There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day ...read more

I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous My beats are fat and the birds are on my back And I'm horny (I'm horny) If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede ...read more

Set myself on fire to read by the light Nothing burns quite like me in the dark of night Would you like to set yourself alight, baby, Would you like to glow? Does it hurt? ...read more