Soiled Santa Lyrics & Chords By Roy D. Mercer

You ever go to a drive-in movie, start drinking, get drunk, pass out in your car, and the next morning you're part of flea market? Then you feel bad, you ain't got nothing to sell up...read more

I've been known to lay here
And watch TV all night
Flippin' through the channels
But can't find the thing I like What happened to my favorite shows
Where they...read more

Well she won't wear her contacts, she won't wear glasses So she can't see me while I'm makin' passes And every time she tries to kiss me she misses by a mile ...read more

SPOKEN: Hello, ev'ryone, This is your Action News reporter with all the news that is news across the nation on the scene at the supermarket. There seems to have been some...read more

A parody of "Big Star" (Written by Stephony Smith recorded by Kenny Chesney) EMI Blackwood Music Inc. New lyrical adaptation by Cleduc T. Judd, Christopher Clark and Paula Jo Taylor. ...read more