Foxhole Faux Pas Lyrics & Chords By Roy D. Mercer

You ever go to a drive-in movie, start drinking, get drunk, pass out in your car, and the next morning you're part of flea market? Then you feel bad, you ain't got nothing to sell up...read more

My friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch* He tells me every day He says: "Man, I really gotta lose my chick In the worst kind of way" She sits on her ass, he works...read more

[Parody of "I Love This Bar" by Toby Keith] We got owners, favorite drivers Boy that Tony Stewart's a whiner (crying) And we got rookies, advertisers...read more

I've been known to lay here
And watch TV all night
Flippin' through the channels
But can't find the thing I like What happened to my favorite shows
Where they...read more

My Dying Bride Like Gods Of The Sun For My Fallen Angel As I draw up my breath And silver fills my eyes I kiss her still For she will never rise On my weak body Lays...read more