Song For Jeff Ament Lyrics & Chords By The Passionate & Objective Jokerfan

Before he sings his songs, he sings his name For everybody in the world to hear And I bet he does the same Before lettin' some poop fall out of his rear He says, "Jason...read more

Listen up all you ladies I hate to be the one to say this But I honestly believe you need to know You all think that he's a perfect, flawless work of art But the truth is,...read more

She's so pretty and she's so great Acting in movies singing songs by Tom Waits She is the woman of so many men's dreams Sometimes she releases stinky steam (Oh where,...read more

I don't want to believe it, no I don't want to believe it I don't want to believe that Reese Witherspoon poops She's so pretty and she's so refined It...read more

Her name is Zooey Deschanel She's an indie goddess Imagine her on the toilet Isn't that the oddest? No one that pretty ever has to go number two Number two, number two,...read more