Special Mystery Bonus Track Lyrics & Chords By The Bermondsey Joyriders

Mucky hiker hitching west along the M65 She's got seamen on her chest (Semen) And Morecambe on her sign (More come) She said, she'd got her menstrual cycle I said,...read more

I walked into the Nag's Head for to sustinate me belly, There was a fit crack in the corner but I knew her cunt was smelly, She smelt of rotting fish heads and old and crispy...read more

When he finally got a snog, he left a spider in his gob, and she ran off with a squeal. He found a Dogs*** in the street, she wondered where he'd put it, then she found it in her...read more

Gordon I wanna take some dirty pictures of you I wanna take some dirty pictures of you As I’m peering through the shutter I can feel my heart a-flutter The lens is getting...read more

So where did it all begin, in some old culture's optimism That's the way it goes, we're living in sin I knew you were trouble, since the moment that we met And it's...read more