Spot The Brain Cell Lyrics & Chords By Monty Python

There's no song for the singer No words for the tune There's a mess in the message And a man on the moon There's no plan in the planet It's all gone berserk There's a milk...read more

Dear Dr Newland – new line. Ree Mrs. Connor – comma. We saw your patient Mrs Connor who presented in a coma, And we think that what was wrong is a subdural haematoma – comma. ...read more

I am Cow, hear me moo I weigh twice as much as you And I look good on the barbecue Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter's Made from liquid from my udders I am Cow, I am Cow,...read more

Sheila: Times have changed, our kids are getting worse They won't obey their parents, they just want to fart and curse! Sharon: Should we blame the government? Liane: Or...read more

How sweet to be an idiot As harmless as a cloud Too small to hide the sun Almost poking fun At the warm but insecure untidy crowd How sweet to be an idiot And dip my...read more