Språngexperiment Lyrics & Chords By Kalle Sändare

We want a podsafe Christmas song We want a song that's safe to play Don't think us rude We don't want to get sued By the thugs at the RIAA We have been good the whole...read more

Old Saint Nick's got Bourbon breath It's so cold you could catch your death A cop sold me some crystal meth It's a merry fuckin' Christmas Everything's so Criss-muss-ee The...read more

With his sack full of toys and a smile full of joy All the girls and boys scream, "Hooray for Santa Claus!" Through the dark of the night we won't be afraid Knowing that...read more

Well, the snow ain't falling down Nobody bundled head to feet There's no children sledding snowball Frickin' fighting in the street There ain't no Christmas carolers singing ...read more

Alright! You're a reindeer, here's your motivation! Your name is Rudolph, you're a freak with a red nose, and nobody likes you. Then one day Santa picks you, and you save...read more