Starship Enterprise Lyrics & Chords By Eddie Izzard

Please return the stewardess to her original upright position. Airline always disappointed me. They don't have a drug stewardess. They have an alcohol stewardess. " Champagne,...read more

ants in the dark dance in the park crawling, creeping in the mud down under the hands of god serving all the mothers thirst bleeding from the mothers birth we await the...read more

I love to smoke. I love to smoke and I love to eat red meat. I love to eat raw fucking red meat. Nothing I like better than sucking down a hot steaming cheese burger and a butt at the...read more

3rd Storee Miscellaneous If They Only Knew I could love you for the rest of my life Set it off right, you be my wife We make moves (uh huh) dang if they only knew, Ill...read more

Taking advantage of people when they're vulnerable results in bad karma (That's true) There is a cost to anything that is worthwhile in life (I hope it don't cost too much,...read more