Steven Drozd Lyrics & Chords By The Passionate & Objective Jokerfan

Listen up all you ladies I hate to be the one to say this But I honestly believe you need to know You all think that he's a perfect, flawless work of art But the truth is,...read more

Her name is Zooey Deschanel She's an indie goddess Imagine her on the toilet Isn't that the oddest? No one that pretty ever has to go number two Number two, number two,...read more

Brad Pitt poops Yeah, yeah, Brad Pitt poops He might be the world's most handsome dude But still Brad Pitt poops Just like all of us ugly dudes out there Every day he's...read more

Well, he dines with the leaders of foreign countries And he eats all kinds of exotic foods And it doesn't always sit well in his stomach And he doesn't want to be rude By...read more

She's an actress, she's a singer She's America's sweetheart Let me tell you a secret Miley Cyrus farts Yes, I know it's shocking And it's sad, but it is...read more