Shorts Too High Lyrics & Chords By Matt Motern Manly Man

Back in the day, I used to be afraid of Osama bin Laden and the rest of Al-Qaeda But then I thought about how they gotta eat and drink Just like you and me Which means every day...read more

Listen up all you ladies I hate to be the one to say this But I honestly believe you need to know You all think that he's a perfect, flawless work of art But the truth is,...read more

I don't want to believe it, no I don't want to believe it I don't want to believe that Reese Witherspoon poops She's so pretty and she's so refined It...read more

He's on the cover of magazines He's never shaved his face completely clean Women think he's the king and they wanna be his queen He breaks a whole lot of hearts When he...read more

Her name is Zooey Deschanel She's an indie goddess Imagine her on the toilet Isn't that the oddest? No one that pretty ever has to go number two Number two, number two,...read more