Stranded Alf Lyrics & Chords By Buzz Hawkins

This is a song. This is a new song. This is through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive I feel. The Lunchlady. Woke up in the Mornin', put on my new plastic glove. ...read more

Noow Ladies and Gentlemen The English language Y'know, it's there to be used, not abused Well, there's folks out there, let me tell you They're just downright lazy Let me...read more

He once shot a man just for snorin' Got out of bed and shot him dead And his name was.. I didn't know what his name was, So we just called him "Fred" He was ridin'...read more

Now let me tell of a shop that fills me with dread It's blue and it's yellow but I always see red It's a furniture store that makes me want to shout 'Cos once you've entered, you...read more

(1st Mans voice) I met you at a Pearl Jam concert.You stood up and began to dance. When I saw your great big knockers I gave you a standing ovation in my pants Who care about any...read more