Sweet Home Indiana Lyrics & Chords By The Electric Amish

I had a crazy uncle that was on his deathbed a long time ago, he said "BOY... there's a hundred things in life every man needs to know to survive... and here's 39 of em'" ...read more

Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all you do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. It used to be...read more

Fat and weak, what a disgrace Guess the champ got too lazy Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain But he's no bum, he...read more

(Spoken) Tim Daddy was a gangster rapper From the mean streets of Atlanta Georgia Sittin' on his couch one day, watchin' BET Network When suddenly his TV set went on the blink ...read more

All around the country and coast to coast People always say what do you like most? I don't wanna brag I don't wanna boast I always tell 'em I like toast Yeah toast! Yeah...read more