Wear Black Lyrics & Chords By The Electric Amish

Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all you do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. It used to be...read more

What's the big deal about Garth Brooks What's he got that I ain't got Except the biggest country album in history And girls screamin' in the parking lot My wife thinks Garth...read more

Here's a poem called Bad Pickup Lines Hey don't I know you from the bus? My mom has that same dress Wanna see a trick I learned in prison? How much were your breasts? ...read more

He once shot a man just for snorin' Got out of bed and shot him dead And his name was.. I didn't know what his name was, So we just called him "Fred" He was ridin'...read more

Dwayne's had enough Oh baby Dwayne's had enough Enough of your chickens chasin his Z28 down the gravel driveway Dwayne's had enough Of your camoflauge panties lying on that...read more