Taking A Leap Lyrics & Chords By Douglas Adams

(Carlin:) Say, why not become a schmuck? A licensed, practicing schmuck. Or, if you qualify, a CPS. That's right. A certified public schmuck. Y'know, it may not seem like it when you...read more

The other day, I got a cinanbon Do you know what a cinabon is? Let me explain cinabons for those of you with self-respect who just walk right by shit like that And have no idea...read more

I'm sorry i cook for shit. I'm sorry my sewing isn't like your mothers. I'll call her up. I'm sorry I dress kinda boyish. I'm sorry my hair isn't long like the girls in your...read more

In order to remember your dreams You must think of them as if they were little kittens When you wake up in the morning Before you get out of bed Sit up and say, "Here, kitty...read more

(spoken) Things. Things in their alleged places. Things where they think they should be, where they prefer to be. All of the things just where they are. Things with things...read more