Taking Sexual Inventory Lyrics & Chords By Louis C.k.

Bo [Spoken] Love songs used to be so beautiful... "Let us go then, you and I, When the evening is spread out against the sky, Like a patient etherized upon a table." -T.S. Eliot...read more

Kid Rock Devil Without A Cause Where You At Rock Bitch Where you at Rock, where you at Answering Machine: Beep You fucking ass fucking hole (Where you at Rock, where...read more

Now, if you’re following me on twitter you know I had diarrhea today. Am I using that website properly? Sometimes I like to sit on the toilet reverse. “We’re listening.” Its...read more

(Get on my level, Madison Picture a depressed onion cutting himself.) I met a homeless man named Rich (He wasn't.) Isn't that terrible I saw a flyer for a lost dog and...read more

Be courteous, kind and forgiving, Be gentle and peaceful each day, Be warm and human and grateful, And have a good thing to say. Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike, Be...read more