Tasty Sorghum Biscuit Lyrics & Chords By Holtzclaw

Well, I was seeing this girl, it was going OK But while shopping in Tescos I noticed one day She was having a scratch of her snatch She looked in discomfort with her itchy old...read more

I can name my Top 10 records I can name my favourite goals But just lately I've had a quandary That I can't seem to resolve I can name my Top 10 films Or which actors I...read more

I got him from the pet shop They said he was a guard dog The only thing that's fierce about him Is his constant hard-on He gets all excited when I'm giving him a biscuit ...read more

I wanted a record deal but I was too rude I tried approaching companies but they did not approve Until I met this one guy, a corrupt A&R man He said "Kunt, I will sign you but you...read more

The worst thing in the world Is finding blood on your toilet paper The worst thing in the world Is getting a hard-on when you're round your Nan's This must be the worst...read more