Ted Alexandro Lyrics & Chords By Comedy

Take a drink And you'll sink to a state, of pure inebriation You'll be tanked, like the whole, Irish nation When you drink enough, of my beer, You will find this magic...read more

We were at the the beach Everybody had matching towels! Somebody went under a dock And there they found a rock! But it wasn't a rock... It was a rock.. LOBSTER!!!...read more

Peter: Jessica Beil & Megan Fox, Wearing nothing but their socks Is all I really want for Christmas this year! Brian: Well that's just not practical. Lois: Spending a week in...read more

I've had an absolute cunt of a day Everything that could go wrong did go wrong So if I'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song I've had an absolute cunt of a day It started...read more

I gotta get a Greenstein or a Rosenblatt of my very own. Nothing else has worked so far, so I'll wish upon a star, Wondrous dancing speck of light, I need a Jew... ...read more