Telefon Til Sunndalsøra Lyrics & Chords By Lystad & Mjøen

Fat and docile, big and dumb They look so stupid, they aren't much fun Cows aren't fun They eat to grow, they grow to die They die to be eat at the hamburger fry Cows...read more

(Introduction, only on live album „Tom Lehrer revisited“, spoken:) Almost every day during the hunting season you see at least one item in the newspapers about somebody who has...read more

This song here is by far the sexiest of all the songs that I've done tonight. I am telling you that as a warning. All those who have a low threshold of sex, you had better leave...read more

En to tre fir. Det regner ku. Det regner ku. Hva gjør jeg nu. Ingen steder å gjemme seg, Ånei, en ku kommer til å treffe meg. Ånei! Kuer kommer dalende ned. Istede...read more

"This is a special moment right now. We'd like to take this time to tell all the kids at home, send the parents out of the room, this is a kids' song." Life's gonna suck when you...read more