The Bears Still Suck Polka Lyrics & Chords By The Happy Schnapps Combo

I have a sad story to tell you It may hurt your feelings a bit Last night when I walked in my bathroom I stepped in a big pile of ... Shaving cream, be nice and clean...read more

I love to dance with Peg Leg Sue She got one, I got two I told her to save a dance for me My boogie woogie amputee We're gonna hop swing and jump I shake my hips, she shakes...read more

THE HAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS IS TOO BIG Mel Blanc The hat I got for Christmas is too big It's nice, but my sombrero is too big Is it raining, is it snowing, I can't see where...read more

Right now it feels like I forgot to turn the light on And things that looked so good yesterday Are now shades of gray And it seems like the world is spinning While I'm...read more

I used to be invisible, A shape changing magic kid I could move at the speed of thought And frequently I did But my greatest accomplishment Was a slow and looping glide. I saw...read more