You Can Get Arrested Lyrics & Chords By The Happy Schnapps Combo

Coming home late from work, standing outside in the dark, It's three o'clock and I'm fumbling for my keys. I ought to fix that front porch light, maybe tomorrow I'll remember ...read more

[Chorus:] Pico de gallo, you oughta give it a try-o Even if you're from Ohio, it'll get you by-o. don't get it in your eye-o unless you want to cry-o So come on, don't be...read more

There's a hair on my soap An ugly little thing A little pubic souvenir upon my Irish Spring There's a hair on my soap It's curly, long, and fine There's a hair on the soap ...read more

Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a...read more

My girlfriend left me a month ago I hope she gets hit by a truck She split and hurt my big ego Now there's no one to kiss I hope she dies I hope she dies I hope I hope I hope...read more