The Beer Bottle Polka Lyrics & Chords By The Roto Rooter Good Time Christmas Band

Are things clouds or clocks? What's a swarm of gnats got to do with a pile of rocks, With a pile of rocks? What have a bucket and a clean slate got in common? Let's go...read more

Last night I said these words to my girl I know you never even try, girl Come on (come on) Come on (come on) Come on (come on) Come on (come on) Please please me, oh yeah Like I...read more

But nobody loves me so I'll smoke some crack. I can't turn to my family, 'cause you say family values are what they lack. You don't want me to hurt myself, so you take...read more

Ask me no questions I'll tell you no lies Down in my pocket There is a surprise For you For you I don't know why but it keeps getting bigger I can't control it This...read more

My girlfriend left me a month ago I hope she gets hit by a truck She split and hurt my big ego Now there's no one to kiss I hope she dies I hope she dies I hope I hope I hope...read more