The Creeping Moss From The Shores Of Shuggoth Lyrics & Chords By Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

It's Christmas at ground zero There's music in the air The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing While the air raid sirens blare It's Christmas at...read more

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know, I shun fancy...read more

Singers Who's the greatest mudskipper of them all? Who can skip thru the mud with the greatest of ease? What kind of wonderful guy? Who can crawl like a dog without scraping...read more

Aquarius! There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day ...read more

Me-he-he-helanie What can the problem be Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie Why won't you go out with me She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building I...read more