The Dark Lyrics & Chords By P.h. Fat

I'm not scared of the dark;
or zombies or the boogie man;
I'm not scared of demons and things that I can't see,
I'm not scared of motherfucking monsters and ghosts and goblins,
I'm not scared of fuckin' conmen or freaks;
I'm not scared of the Devil, Jesus or that other guy,
I'm not scared of anyones imaginary friends;
I'm not scared of God.
I love you so much, and all I do is care,
and everytime I think about you leaving I get scared;
so promise that you promise not to leave me,
and I promise that I promise not to eat you while you sleeping,
I'll protect you from the Devil, he'll never ever get you,
give me all your children and I promise to protect you,
you'll hear me in your dreams; the voices in your head;
question if I'm real I'll make your family dissapear;
You'll see.

I love you more than you could ever understand,
I love you so much it makes my eyes bleed,
but don't you try and find me;
I'm real like the voices that you hear;
I'm real like the promises I made to make your family dissapear;
you only breathe because I let you;
I also made the earth and put the Devil here to test you,
I never fuckin' rest dude,
my voice inside your head is like a guide to all your fears,
I promise you I'm real, I'll make your family dissapear.

I used to be a stupid fuckin' dinosaur,
everybody thinks that I'm a motherfuckin' alien
I change my mind a couple times and everybody thinks I'm fuckin' crazy;
Guest list to the universe, you'll never understand me;
speak about the Devil once or twice and I get beat up,
the Devil isn't real, just relax and get your feet up;
Jesus said; nothing you morons;
'coz Jesus is as real as the Devil.
'coz Jesus is as real as the Devil.
'coz Jesus is as real as the Devil.

I'm not scared of the dark;
or zombies or the boogie man;
I'm not scared of demons and things that I can't see,
I'm not scared of motherfucking monsters and ghosts and goblins,
I'm not scared of fuckin' conmen or freaks;
I'm not scared of the Devil, Jesus or that other guy,
I'm not scared of anyones imaginary friends;
I'm not scared of God.