The Dementor Show Lyrics & Chords By Tony Goldmark

How do you show someone you love That they are the one? So many ways to express love It's hard to choose just one How you gonna do it? Some people like to kiss, some people...read more

Dashing through the sand With a bomb strapped to my back. I have a nasty plan For Christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A, But not through checkpoint B. That's when I...read more

Beer, same thing now. Who knew that beer-flavored beer would be a special order? You had this experience yet? Huh? You're walking around in a neighborhood you don't live in, but you've...read more

(Introduction, only on live album „An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer“, spoken:) I am reminded at this point of a fellow I used to know whose name was Henry, only to give you an...read more

This song here is by far the sexiest of all the songs that I've done tonight. I am telling you that as a warning. All those who have a low threshold of sex, you had better leave...read more