More Auditions Lyrics & Chords By Tony Goldmark

This song here is by far the sexiest of all the songs that I've done tonight. I am telling you that as a warning. All those who have a low threshold of sex, you had better leave...read more

Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Leeee, Leeee, Leeee, Leeee! Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, We're talkin' fuckin' Lee! I had a friend named Lee He cast a...read more

(Introduction, only on live album „An Evening Wasted With Tom Lehrer“, spoken:) I am reminded at this point of a fellow I used to know whose name was Henry, only to give you an...read more

My life is so successful I got everything a man could ever need Got a thousand dollar haircut And I even have talkshow on TV And I know I should be happy But instead ...read more

When Grandfather dies Life will be strange When Grandfather dies My whole world will change When Grandfather dies I'll scream and I'll yell 'Cause I'll be fuckin' rich as...read more