The Final Word On Hot Dogs Lyrics & Chords By The Viking Youth Power Hour

It is almost three years since Madge and Bobby Rawlinson pulled up roots and were arrested by the parks department. (The mandrakes screamed!) Jeremy Sphincter has sailed for Australia...read more

My brother makes the noises for the talkies, There's not a single noise that he can't do: If you've forgotten what a parrot's squawk is – Our Rod can demonstrate that noise for...read more

Eleven moustachioed daughters, running in a field of fat The moon is high, the mandrake screams, Please come to our Sabbat. The changeling children shiver, round the fire their...read more

Innes How sweet to be an idiot As harmless as a cloud Too small to hide the sun Almost poking fun At the warm but insecure Untidy crowd How sweet to be an idiot And dip...read more

The Joke Shop Man has lots of gags Like plastic ears, exploding fags A million laughs to give your friends a treat Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha The Joke Shop Man has lots of gags ...read more