The First Baseball Game Lyrics & Chords By Dan St. Paul

Ladies and gentlemen, the man song! (He's the man, he's the man) I don't take no crap from anyone else but you, I wear the pants around here when I'm finished...read more

Here's a poem called Bad Pickup Lines Hey don't I know you from the bus? My mom has that same dress Wanna see a trick I learned in prison? How much were your breasts? ...read more

I guess I'm tired of Oprah Winfrey's ass Tellin' me every move to make And I'm tired of Martha Stewart's ass Tellin' me how to bake a cake And I've just about had my fill Of...read more

He once shot a man just for snorin' Got out of bed and shot him dead And his name was.. I didn't know what his name was, So we just called him "Fred" He was ridin'...read more

Naalala ko pa, nung nililigawan pa lamang kita Dadalaw tuwing gabi Masilayan lamang ang iyong mga ngiti At ikay sasabihan bukas ng alas -siyete sa dating tagpuan Buo ang araw...read more