The First World Problems Rap Lyrics & Chords By Funnyz

People of the first world yah! We got these First World Problems My fridge is so full I have to reach way back And my sports car doesn't even have an audio jack My laptop's battery is low but my charger is over there I can never find the right lid for my Tupperware I woke up at noon, do I eat breakfast or lunch? I don't like organic milk and I don't have fruit punch My neighbor put a password on their wi-fi And the freezer makes the ice cream hard to scoop, why try? My hot water ran out in the shower, which sucks cause I was only in there for half an hour The other side of my pillow is not much cooler There's no measure for inches or feet on this ruler (what' the heck's a decimeter!) Something just beeped and I don't know what it was: What is my Roomba, my Convection oven or just Google Buzz There's some cereal left but not enough to make a bowl I hate replacing batteries on my Wi remote control People keep texting me when I'm playing Tiny Wings My cleaning lady is vacuuming I can't hear a thing I didn't read ‘Shake Well' now I feel like I missed out When I opened my birthday card no money fell out I meant to turn on the light but it was the disposal My Vespa's in the shop, now how can I be mobile Net flicks is suggesting things I already seen And my suit is too fancy for the washing machine There's a pebble in my shoe, I have to stop and shake it I have to add water to this cup cake mix and then bake it? My pillow is too soft and I have too many sheets And what the heck do I do with all these Starbucks receipts My walking closet door is kind of hard to close And my private school teacher calls my rap songs prose My fridge doesn't have a touch screen its a first world issue Killed a Spider with a dollar cause I didn’t have a tissue.