The Funniest Guy In The Office Lyrics & Chords By The Chris Waffle Experience

I came home on a Monday night, as drunk as drunk can be, And I saw a shiny spacer-bike where my old bike should be, So I says to my wife, I says to her, "Would yez kindly tell to...read more

In a faraway land lived a hero so grand He was lauded in story and song. All the people would sigh when he came riding by, They applauded Sir Rupert the Strong But deep in...read more

So here we are, alone at last, And on my own home ground, The lady and the tiger, Or perhaps the fox and hound. Don't look at me like this is something You weren't...read more

We're spiny, we're hoary, we're all a little gory, And in this here story we'll be doing things obscene, Now John here is Hurtin', his entrails are...read more

Ah, good evening, monsieur (or mademoiselle, or Madame)! It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure That we welcome you here this weekend. And now, we invite you to relax,...read more