The Goods Are Odd Lyrics & Chords By Steve Conte & The Crazy Truth

Drag queen drama-queen
Ex-porn star
We're all lookin for lovers
With the beautiful scars
Two-to-one we're gettin' some tonight
It's Russian Roulette, baby roll me the dice
Come on!
A cool façade
It's all good when the goods are odd
Give me the eye, give me the nod
We'll get lucky!
I'm broken-wing half-king -
with a cement heart
Just might be your lover
Ya shoulda bet from the start
Are you my goddess? Am I your god?
Let's rock n'roll like the Marquis de Sade
Come on!
Don't spare the rod
It's all good when the goods are odd
Give me the eye, give me the nod
We'll get lucky!
*harmonica solo*
It's all good when the goods are odd
It's all good when the goods are odd
It's all good
It's all good
We'll get lucky!
*Guitar solo*
Another drag-queen drama-queen
Future ex-porn star
They're all lookin for lovers
Down at the end of the bar
You can, drown your heartache for a couple of bucks
And just like Vegas they'll wish you good luck
Come on!
A cool façade
It's all good when the goods are odd
Are you my goddess? Am I your god?
We'll get lucky! We'll get lucky...
It's all good when the goods are odd
It's all good when the goods are odd
It's all good when the goods are odd
We'll get lucky!
*harmonica fade out*