The Guy Who Stole My Wife Lyrics & Chords By Hoosier Hot Shots

I'm the only gay Eskimo I'm the only one I know I'm the only gay Eskimo in my tribe I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka But all I want to do is get into...read more

I belong to the church of the well-endowed man My member's big as a grizzly bear's head My pants can't hide the bulge God gave to me I'm proud of the width and the length of my...read more

I've had an absolute cunt of a day Everything that could go wrong did go wrong So if I'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song I've had an absolute cunt of a day It started...read more

Remember when you ran away And I got on my knees and begged you Not to leave because I'd go beserk? Well! You left me anyhow and Then the days got worse and worse And now...read more

Well in 1814 we took a little trip, Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississipp'. We took a little bacon and we took a little beans, And we caught the bloody British in...read more