The Jokes With Guitar Lyrics & Chords By Comedy

Santa was stoned at Christmas How'd he get that high And what's he feedin' them reindeers That makes the bastards fly I shared a cone with Santa A happy Christmas high ...read more

Baby, you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya †Cause the "Q" man loves nobody but himself I never knew how twisted a fella could be Hey, I guess it's good I never told ya...read more

Like to think I'm the best there is At putting myself down Here's to looking at trading places With anyone in town The way you light that cigarette Smoke never hits your...read more

Gonna call ya gonna meet ya Take you out to a double feature I'll buy ya candy I'll getcha high I hope you think I'm a special guy I'd like to say I love you but ...read more

Lois: There's a little town that's sweet and cozy. If you need a place to get away. Every street is clean and every face is rosy. Stewie: And every teenage girl goes all...read more