The Kiddie Show Lyrics & Chords By John Boy & Billy

I found some soil I planted seeds I gave them water I let them breathe Some pretty flowers Sprouted up After all that It's just my luck There's weeds in my roses ...read more

(Kinky Friedman, Panama Red) Jesus said to Pilate, "Remember the Golden Rule: Love thy neighbor, don't you step on my blue suede shoes." Pilate, he said to Jesus, "Hey, you...read more

I'm his biggest fan, since I heard The Dance His music's meant the world to me Cept that Chris Gaines CD Since he's been gone, it's been too long Since I've...read more

Cledus went down to Florida, he was lookin' for a car to steal He was in a bind, ten payments behind, so the bank reposed his wheels When he came across this old man down at...read more

I always get really irritated when you go out to eat, and stuff, you know. I took this girl out to eat a while back, we had a nice place. I rolled the window up and the tray fell off,...read more