White Guys Who Shave Their Heads Lyrics & Chords By George Carlin

Comedy is fun but I really, I really want to be a firefighter I want to be a firefighter so I can drive the fire SUV Cause I don't know what the fire SUV does when they get to the...read more

Then get this right? I'm driving along man I'm driving as I'm driving, I'm driving safely. I'm obeying the rules.of the road. Whatever sign comes at me I look at it and I go .Ok....read more

(Get on my level, Madison Picture a depressed onion cutting himself.) I met a homeless man named Rich (He wasn't.) Isn't that terrible I saw a flyer for a lost dog and...read more

I am just a regular everyday normal guy... Nothing special about me Mother Fucka I am just a regular everyday normal guy... When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother Fucka...read more

I love to smoke. I love to smoke and I love to eat red meat. I love to eat raw fucking red meat. Nothing I like better than sucking down a hot steaming cheese burger and a butt at the...read more