The Slice Lyrics & Chords By Sir Bald Diddley & His Wig-outs

It’s a long, long way up Chatham Hill* From the Luton Road Railway Arches To the Jezreels Hose Clip Factory. It’s a thorny hill to paradise, From the High Street Cash...read more

Robin Hood lived in Upnor Wood* But all alone in my book. Making arrows, skinning little bunnies; Merry on his own. You won’t find me in my Lincoln green, Not even Virgil...read more

I’ll be squatting on the cistern while you’re straining on the toilet* On your wedding night. Shame to have to spoil it. I’ll be spying through the keyhole as you hump away...read more

Like any good Englishman I enjoy humour* With all due seriousness. The sadness of laughter rings like a bell And all’s well. Laugh, laugh till your belly aches And you...read more

Where I work, where I play* Where I shop, where I pray. Yes, I love you, I respect you. The fun’s begun. Where’s my machine gun? Love thy neighbor? Do us a favor. ...read more