The Nature Of Comedy Lyrics & Chords By Alexei Sayle

Eating my dinner, watching Live Aid: 'Sit up straight, you scruffy nigger.' 'Pass the Black Magic, coffee cream, love?' 'No thanks, dear, I'm trying to watch...read more

Zip-adee doo da Zip-adee-day My oh my What a wonderful day Plenty of sunshine, Coming my way Dry. Dry, dry. Dry for the most part, a good deal of sunshine Zipadee doo...read more

I was alone My heart was cold It was a stone My soul was lonely Like a stone There was no moss And when I danced I danced alone But then I did not dance Because I was alone...read more

Her tits hung low, but her arse was flabbier, My fingers went in search of the pouting labia, Smelled dead strong, I thought I'll have a bit of this, And my tongue went looking...read more

Well the weekend is coming and it's time for a bath, We're going to sup some Boddies and we'll have a good laugh, So leave the dog at home or it'll want some drinks. ...read more