The Ones In The Water Lyrics & Chords By Throwing Toasters

In most every cubicle-monkey's life, there is a person or team of people who do the jobs no one else even dares to even try to understand. They are our alpha geeks. Our nerd buddies....read more

Last week I left a note on Laura’s desk It said “I love you,” signed “Anonymous Friend” Turns out she’s smarter than I thought she was She knows I wrote it, now the...read more

Code Monkey get up get coffee Code Monkey go to job Code Monkey have boring meeting With boring manager Rob Rob say Code Monkey very diligent But his output stink His code not...read more

TEACHER: Good morning, class. Good morning, class. Class? Class!? SHUT UP!!!!! Thank you. As you know your regular teacher Sister Rosetta Stone is on a small vacation. However she...read more

Heard of a land held by a troubled hand Where the whiskey runs the coal Don't you dare go ask the newsman Cause he'll tell you everything He don't know She was the daughter...read more