The Only Law That Santa Claus Understood Lyrics & Chords By Ted Lyons

Needed new posters, so I bought 'em I know the cost of stamps now The thirty-first is when I pay the phone bill I told them I didn't even know anybody in Toronto ...read more

What does this look like to you? A mark so fine, you barely see You have one just like it too A twisting vine, a mark so fine 'Cause I love you with all I am And you love me...read more

I can't stand to see you sad I can't bear to hear you cry If you can't tell me what you need All I can do is wonder why Someday, someway aw Someday, someway, yeah now ...read more

Well I'm goin' out I'm goin' out lookin' for a cynical girl Who's got no use for the real world I'm lookin' for a cynical girl Well I hate TV There's gotta be somebody other...read more

Bah Humbug; now that's too strong!
'Cause it is my favorite holiday.
But all this year's been a busy blur
Don't think I have the energy
To add to my already mad...read more