The Planet Is Slowly Choking To Death On Its Own Farts Lyrics & Chords By Leg Lifters

I quit noticing long ago When I started blending the quick with the slow In on one kick, out on the other, trading one in for another And I can't think, I can't walk, I can't...read more

I could get sick or turn blue with an overdoe of too much you. Were you there or can you just picture it? Are you here for a drama show. Do the dramatic. I think you've got it....read more

So you walk into my office And you look just like me We were wearin' next to nothin' 'cuz we saw it on tv Have you seen the new season? There's a new family! Everything is...read more

Just before marriage I wore a rope necklace andbarked at the moon. My eggs were in great shape but I was crucified and heard squeals of a pig, buttered my eggs and dropped them in...read more